My Two Cents...
The first time I heard Hanson was their debut on the David Lettermen show (Funny how he made fun of them a couple months later in a top ten list). At first I thought, well, looks like 2 girls and a sheman. Must be another chick band, then I thought, gee the oldest girl has an awful big mouth, and awful small breasts, in fact, they all have small breasts. Then it hit me when Lettermen said something about brothers from Oaklahoma. My sister right away said, "I have to get that CD", and she bought it right away. She now worships them, and I pray for her, because she thinks more highly of them than god. She had all the signs of the typical brainwashed teenage girl. Talking about how cute they are, listening to the CD 24-7, etc. Now it's gotten worse, she has a shrine in her closet with over 80 pictures of the limp-wristed, pillow-biting, flaming homos. She sucked most of her friends into it, and she does nothing but sit on the computer, and worship Hanson all day. She even knows what color toothbrush they have, and their phone number. My parents got mad at me for saying mean things, and they always tell me not too, but they never do anything about it. One of my best friends, Sam, came over, and we just ripped on my sister all day long, and we went on all the Hanson Haters sites. We are both fluent Web Programmers, so we decided to make our own Anti Hanson pages. I encourage anybody who has 2 cents, to make your own web page if you can. You can make a difference. I'll go deeper into my true feelings about the band later on in the page, I just want to give you an idea of where I'm coming from.

When I first saw this picture, I couldn't stop laughing, I found it on a really good Anti Hanson page. I got mad props on the fellow who made it.