"It's a fag song. It's so gay." --Howard Stern, reffering to MMMBop
"...Apparently, Hanson's parents are expecting another child! You here about this? Yeah, apparently this one is going to play bass..." --Jay Leno, The Tonight Show Monologue
"...Number six... No, you little girls aren't allowed back here. Oh, sorry Hanson!..." --David Letterman- The Late Show's Top 10
"...And another thing, Hanson blows!!" -Donald Trump in an MTV commercial.
"If I had a monkey, I'd be too busy playing with it to write a song about it." --Taylor Hanson
"I watched a 2 hour Hanson video the other day, no wait, that was 'Children of the Corn'" --Anonymous Comedian
